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An accidental phone grab during my rehearsal dinner while my fiancé went to use the restroom. Reading all the dirty texts between him and my maid of honor, aka little sister, during our vows in front of the world in what would later be considered one of the most viral wedding videos on TikTok.
Did I mention his vows were before mine, and he compared me to my adopted dog because... and I quote, “I’m so loyal.” It’s not my fault that my first instinct, after exposing his dirty lies, was to run up to the clueless rockstar that was supposed to headline my reception and ask him to sing my tears away. I never expected him to help me escape certain disaster, kiss me senseless, and then buy me ice cream.