This was everything, especially if you are a lesbian who is a fan of reality dating shows and also conspiracy theories. (Confirmed: Samantha Allen is in the pit. I don't know if that means anything to anyone reading this but iykyk.) PWTC is the book you want to bring with you on that beach trip with your extended family so you can cackle, shake your head with a smirk, and smile at lady-Bigfoot-horror-camp while everyone else is over there reading James Patterson, or whatever. Don't take it too seriously. Enjoy the sweetness and sassiness and the fulfillment of the desire to get away from it all. It's FUN. Fun fun fun.